You may remember Jeanette from an early 2000s B-movie. Well, she’s since gotten married and taken to (according to her stbx) having multiple boyfriends and a Go Fund Me account. One of these boyfriends was my husband at the time. We have 3 children and I later realized she had been stalking me on Facebook for almost 3 years. She’s almost ten years older than me, and gets plastic surgery to try and keep up with those of us who put in work. Anyway, Jeanette’s other activities include Monster Jam tryouts, to no avail.